Hello from Purple Pasta

    Hello! It’s Purple Pasta, and welcome to my blog! If you’re over here, I’d assume you’ve bought my book, but just in case, here’s the link.

If you’re curious about my book, here’s the foreword:

    “An eleven-year-old bunch of purple pasta may seem to be a strange thing to write a book, but a school full of witches-in-training and their familiars is a strange thing to write about. This particular bunch of purple pasta has had a great time compiling these stories.

          I (yes, purple pasta is an “I”) have compiled three stories that I’ve written over a few years and reworked a considerable amount before publishing. These stories are purely for enjoyment, and if you are seeking a meaning to them, I present you with this: A cat turned into a toad may still mew instead of croak. This would be extremely helpful if you were magical, but if you were magical, you wouldn’t be reading this book, as these events had already blown up a great bit over the magical world, and thus you wouldn’t need some purple pasta’s opinion on them.

          If you’re wondering why you should trust a bunch of purple pasta? I present to you the fact that it’s likely too late to return this book. If you’re reading this through a preview of the book, you’re a smart person, but you should know that purple pasta is a highly trusted source of advice at Wilhelmina School of Witchcraft.

          Okay, I was joking. You caught me. Seriously, purple pasta gets no respect nowadays.

          You’re wondering how purple pasta can type?

          Pasta is quite strong when it puts its mind to something.

          Without further ado, I present to you Wilhelmina’s School of Witchcraft!”

More blog posts coming soon! Have a great day!